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Encouraged by the potential...

Helado...his frames are ice cold...and remember he's the smartest guy on these forums just ask him.
Conrad...his frames are blue as could be...cuz he's a political...or just likes the banter...
B...just do what he says frames...cuz he's said it before...
Spud...will transition frames when her family is out of the house...
RC...she's conducting a survey on which frames are the most appropriate...and then will proceed on her timeframe...
Free...His frames are in honor of Yogi...he's not redundant just does everything twice...like resign...
Mission...his frames are a sexual position...definitely on top...pity the poor recipient...oh and loves green...as in machine...

And I am sober at this moment...more to come when I may not be...don't worry for those that haven't been identified...its likely coming soon...



Edited by BigCheese - Jun/28/2023 at 6:25pm
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Clap  Well played. 
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For certain, iMo is smarter than me.  Both from an IQ perspective and a raw finance perspective.

WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK GETS A CFA FOR FUN!!!!!!!  LOL
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They say three times a charm...and to all who care...a bit sluggish this am...must have been that edible...

Ricky- His frames are full of hookers and Chix with Dix ...oh wait that could be redundant...but a hell of a guy who has been through life and back and still banging it...business or otherwise...

IAL- The fucker must have frames from college...old and crusty...might be time to go hi-tech...google glasses...

Nathan- His frames are 7200 yards, par 72ish...never met an office he couldn't get away from...and still hit his level...he's got it dialed...but he's too young for the senior tour...and too old for much else...

Wet- His frames are the theme of a drone or super secret agent...always watching over us...and never really telling us how he feels but you know he is documenting for further investigations.

Mo- His frames are built with nuts and bolts...he's solid...can tell in 30 seconds if you can afford him...and proclaims he gives solid advice for free...what a guy...

Apac...his frames have Elon Musk imbedded...and should heed his own advice...never put all your dough with Elon...ever...and know when to pull out...and pay the tax man. Imagine what a financial advisor would say...reminds of the famous Gillette commercial...Wilma! 

Ducati- His frames have two wheels...the sucker is fast at everything he does...which doesn't play well in some arenas...but like Helado...his quick wit will take him places...

Hacksaw- His frames are all about M&A...he's proven the guy understands the metrics and who wins and loses in every deal. A hell of a resource when you walk the plank over to ownership...

To be continued...
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BigCheese is finally checking in to the looney bin.
8/31/12,Sportsfreak:
"If Barak wins this election, or appears to be clearly winning, we are all fucked. Market will tank big time."
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helado and probably about 60% of the people on this forum are smarter than me. I got dumber as I learned more. that's how it works.
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Two days away from the countdown...I am good with looney...
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Cheese found some of the good Mendo shit….but he is pretty spot on
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Interesting how picture frames are now used as a metaphor...it was mendo shit...I can't remember...
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I have no idea what the hell you are talking about. 
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Originally posted by spudpotato spudpotato wrote:

I have no idea what the hell you are talking about. 
#metoo
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Originally posted by spudpotato spudpotato wrote:

I have no idea what the hell you are talking about. 

BigCheese is super stoned on some crystallized Mendocino County homegrown and comparing everyone to Edward Jones picture frames…….pretty standard stuff really.  
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No such thing as Super...I am just more seasoned...
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I guess I need to see these frames…
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Originally posted by spudpotato spudpotato wrote:

I guess I need to see these frames…

Luv will show you if you want to come by his office after 5. #luvspud
I response to my post:

Helado Posted: 13/Jan/2023 at 11:11pm

"I stand corrected."
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Originally posted by Hacksaw Hacksaw wrote:

Originally posted by spudpotato spudpotato wrote:

I guess I need to see these frames…

Luv will show you if you want to come by his office after 5. #luvspud

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Originally posted by Hacksaw Hacksaw wrote:

Originally posted by spudpotato spudpotato wrote:

I guess I need to see these frames…

Luv will show you if you want to come by his office after 5. #luvspud

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8/31/12,Sportsfreak:
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Round 4 turning the corner...

Sportsfreak- His frames ooze "Welcome to God's Waiting Room"...
Circles/Windy- His frames are drizzled with failed crypto...still proclaiming its the World Currency...
Frank Winkler-The original chicken little... his frames proclaim...Piggy you are no role model....STFU
Dashover- His frames cry for an easier route to the promised land...now AI may help...or hurt...
CFLR- His frames scream from the rafters...I gotta better OBA...one that pays enough so I can work part time...and have a balanced life...you SOB...so jealous...
MacDuff- Another master of the acquisitions...his frames project stardom cuz he figured out alot of us are in Medicare...or soon to be...
Newbie- His frames must proclaim his love for his team...the Nets...thank god he knows Ricky and his band of hookers and trannys...

Another diatribe sober...what the hell is wrong with me...stay tuned its a four day holiday...for some of us! When is all hell supposed to break loose?


Edited by BigCheese - Jun/30/2023 at 1:13pm
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I made it on a list! Heart
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CFLRS frames drive on the wrong side of the road
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