Advisorheads Homepage
Forum Home Forum Home > Introductions > Greenhorn Introductions
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - Greetings & Salutations
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Greetings & Salutations
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 3456>
Author
Message
  Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Nathan Explosion View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Trump Deep Throater

Joined: Mar/08/2011
Status: Online
Points: 43167 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Nathan Explosion Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 12:02pm
the new guys think you are trippy stoner
Back to Top
Guests View Drop Down
Guest Group
Guest Group
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 12:04pm
I can see how it might be confusing.

At least they won't confuse me as a feminist.  

Where'd that Bald Eagle guy go?  I really thought I was gonna like him. 
Back to Top
Guests View Drop Down
Guest Group
Guest Group
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 12:13pm
Helado, arent most stoners like...peaceful and shit? Are you sure you aren't on some bath salts or something
Back to Top
Guests View Drop Down
Guest Group
Guest Group
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 12:20pm
The newest AHer is Bald Eagle;
He's going to be the forum Smeagle.

He just joined the other night;
He picked a doozy for his first fight.

He probably thinks this is a power trip;
Little does he know I'm always a prick!

While he's at work at Waddell & Reed,
His wife comes over and we do the deed.

I hope he didn't come here intending to learn;
Unless I get bored he won't get a turn.

Nevermind, he's probably from Jones,
And built his book by door knocking homes.  

His AUM crossed $25 million today,
I bet he logs on with something to say.

Even though is paycheck is maxed,
It's not even enough to cover my tax.

When arguing with me you need thick skin,
But even then, you're never gonna win.

I hope we hear from Bald Eagle today;
He's gonna be mad when I call him gay.  

Millenials today are so easily offended,
I guess that's why this poem ended.  
Back to Top
I Miss Jim View Drop Down
Member
Member


Joined: Aug/01/2022
Status: Offline
Points: 276 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote I Miss Jim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 12:20pm
Whatever it is, it seems to be working for him. 
Back to Top
Guests View Drop Down
Guest Group
Guest Group
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 12:20pm
Originally posted by SixJerfz SixJerfz wrote:

Helado, arent most stoners like...peaceful and shit? Are you sure you aren't on some bath salts or something

Don't blame me Jerf,
I got it from Derf!  
Back to Top
Nathan Explosion View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Trump Deep Throater

Joined: Mar/08/2011
Status: Online
Points: 43167 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Nathan Explosion Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 12:23pm
i think I'm gonna start drinking!
Back to Top
The Dude View Drop Down
Rookie
Rookie
Avatar

Joined: Aug/02/2022
Status: Offline
Points: 32 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote The Dude Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 12:59pm
Originally posted by BigCheese BigCheese wrote:

Dude-

Wait till you get to know Helado...on second thought he is already your new best friend. You brought out the softer gentler side, the poetic side...the likes of which have never been seen before on these forums.

Your greenhorn days are behind you already...welcome to the funny farm...you do have a straight jacket don't you? If not, Helado has a closet full...and check the pockets you may find some herb in there...

Who knew I had it in me to bring out that side of Helado. I can feel the good vibes already. 
Back to Top
BigCheese View Drop Down
Senior Member
Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: Feb/28/2012
Status: Offline
Points: 2791 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BigCheese Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 1:12pm
I think he confused pot with catnip...
Back to Top
CashFlow View Drop Down
Senior Member
Senior Member


Joined: May/04/2011
Status: Offline
Points: 2066 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CashFlow Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 7:38pm
Originally posted by I Miss Jim I Miss Jim wrote:

To the contrary, I chose this thread specifically because helado’s drug-induced poetry slam made me laugh so hard I choked on what was my 14th Miller Lite of the day.

Miller lite is my drink of choice if I am going to hit it hard.  Too cool. 
Back to Top
WarPig View Drop Down
Gold Member
Gold Member
Avatar

Joined: Dec/12/2019
Status: Offline
Points: 12311 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote WarPig Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 7:47pm
Originally posted by CashFlow CashFlow wrote:

Originally posted by I Miss Jim I Miss Jim wrote:

To the contrary, I chose this thread specifically because helado’s drug-induced poetry slam made me laugh so hard I choked on what was my 14th Miller Lite of the day.

Miller lite is my drink of choice if I am going to hit it hard.  Too cool. 

You guys pay a premium for water.
Back to Top
generic_username View Drop Down
Rookie
Rookie


Joined: Aug/01/2022
Status: Offline
Points: 4 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote generic_username Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 7:51pm
Hello fellow advisors. When do I learn the secret handshake?
Back to Top
Guests View Drop Down
Guest Group
Guest Group
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 8:06pm
Originally posted by generic_username generic_username wrote:

Hello fellow advisors. When do I learn the secret handshake?

You'll know.  
Back to Top
Guests View Drop Down
Guest Group
Guest Group
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 8:08pm
It's literally Helado's avatar. Don't let anyone mislead you. This is an ass-to-ass forum, 100%
Back to Top
luvindy View Drop Down
Moderator
Moderator
Avatar

Joined: May/17/2010
Status: Online
Points: 28221 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote luvindy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 8:21pm
I love green drinks with water in them.
8/31/12,Sportsfreak:
"If Barak wins this election, or appears to be clearly winning, we are all fucked. Market will tank big time."
Dow 13,090 S&P 1406
5/23/13 UC:Dow 20k before 20% crrectn Dow 15,
Back to Top
WarPig View Drop Down
Gold Member
Gold Member
Avatar

Joined: Dec/12/2019
Status: Offline
Points: 12311 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote WarPig Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 8:43pm
Originally posted by SixJerfz SixJerfz wrote:

It's literally Helado's avatar. Don't let anyone mislead you. This is an ass-to-ass forum, 100%

Butt to butt. Nut to nut. But never butt to nut. (Unless you are b24)
Back to Top
RIArules View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member

Trump Ball-Licker

Joined: Mar/15/2010
Status: Offline
Points: 49906 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote RIArules Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 8:46pm
Originally posted by WarPig WarPig wrote:

Originally posted by SixJerfz SixJerfz wrote:

It's literally Helado's avatar. Don't let anyone mislead you. This is an ass-to-ass forum, 100%

Butt to butt. Nut to nut. But never butt to nut. (Unless you are b24)

Man, you and B24 need to keep your docking activities to yourselves.
“We are all Antifa” - Hacksaw 9/12/2025
Back to Top
missionshooter View Drop Down
Senior Member
Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: Feb/12/2014
Status: Offline
Points: 6334 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote missionshooter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 10:32pm
Originally posted by generic_username generic_username wrote:

Hello fellow advisors. When do I learn the secret handshake?

B24 will show you daddy.  PM him pics first, he'll take it from there. 
Our purpose is to partner for a positive impact- to improve the lives of our clients and colleagues, and together, better our communities and society.

Back to Top
The Dude View Drop Down
Rookie
Rookie
Avatar

Joined: Aug/02/2022
Status: Offline
Points: 32 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote The Dude Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 10:49pm
Originally posted by Nathan Explosion Nathan Explosion wrote:

i think I'm gonna start drinking!

So you don’t work Fridays either! Mazzal! 
I’m on my 5th vodka/soda
Back to Top
Nathan Explosion View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Trump Deep Throater

Joined: Mar/08/2011
Status: Online
Points: 43167 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Nathan Explosion Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 11:12pm
Originally posted by The Dude The Dude wrote:

Originally posted by Nathan Explosion Nathan Explosion wrote:

i think I'm gonna start drinking!

So you don’t work Fridays either! Mazzal! 
I’m on my 5th vodka/soda

RichChick told me I can do both.  And she is a baller.  So I’m in.  
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 3456>
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 12.03
Copyright ©2001-2019 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.070 seconds.