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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote The Dude Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/05/2022 at 11:19pm
Originally posted by Nathan Explosion Nathan Explosion wrote:

Originally posted by The Dude The Dude wrote:

Originally posted by Nathan Explosion Nathan Explosion wrote:

i think I'm gonna start drinking!

So you don’t work Fridays either! Mazzal! 
I’m on my 5th vodka/soda

RichChick told me I can do both.  And she is a baller.  So I’m in.  

That is top quality mentoring right there. Multitasking at its finest.
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Originally posted by helado helado wrote:

In his old age, BigCheese is getting bolder,
He doesn't know I remember when he was just a little footsoldier.

Jim and Dude will probably enjoy Advisorheads,
But Bald Eagle seems to be just a sped.  

I'm kinda bored these days; have too much time,
That's why all of my insults rhyme.

MsBroker and Richchick think that I'm to blame,
Even though most Americans feel the same.

What lawsuit was it they said?
The one that made all of those babies dead?

Oh that's right, it was Roe v. Wade;
Back alley docs about to get paid!

If you stick with anal, less babies will die,
The worst that can happen is a UTI.

I supposed I'm wrong, there's HIV,
It got Charlie Sheen, but won't get me!

I think the girls are also at odds with Spaceman Spiff;
Because he believes in the sky wizard myth.

B24 is creepy towards WarPig,
I just speak the truth, it's not a dig!

You think this industry is great, I bet;
But that's only because you haven't met Wet.

You might think he's part of your alliance;
But he's actually the Putin of compliance.

If you think B24 has become a hoe,
Just wait until you meet RainMo.

He thinks the best calcs are made by HP;
But he'll also touch you where you pee.

If you got your calc from TI,
Rest assured you got a good buy.

EDJ guys don't really know what I mean,
But that's because they're pretty green.

On their Divi trips, they really do try;
But that doesn't stop them from taking mustache rides.

If you're a girl that's not picky,
Perhaps you should meet our friend Ricky.

He's spent a fortune on hookers and blow;
I hope to hell he's off the snow.  

If you're wondering what's wrong with RIARules,
It's just that all CPAs are tools.

When they do our taxes they make a fuss,
It's crystal clear they're just jealous of us. 

Now lets talk about the guys at Merrill;
It seems as though their job's in peril.

Not to worry, there's other wires;
and they're always looking for guns for hire.  

If my forum wife is spudpotato,
I'll change my name to StudTomato.  


Hate I missed this in real time.
Impressive you can rhyme.
Is it indica or sativa I can thank for this thread?
Never a dull moment on advisorheads.
Here’s what I have learned - it’s supermassive-
Ignore active; only go passive.
EJ is the focus; EJ is terrible 
Indy is great; much more bearable
This industry is way over paid 
Hope it lasts another decade.

Always late…. But better than never!

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Originally posted by luvindy luvindy wrote:

I love green drinks with water in them.

I thought you just called that “Green drank”
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote helado Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/06/2022 at 10:41am
Originally posted by spudpotato spudpotato wrote:

Originally posted by helado helado wrote:

In his old age, BigCheese is getting bolder,
He doesn't know I remember when he was just a little footsoldier.

Jim and Dude will probably enjoy Advisorheads,
But Bald Eagle seems to be just a sped.  

I'm kinda bored these days; have too much time,
That's why all of my insults rhyme.

MsBroker and Richchick think that I'm to blame,
Even though most Americans feel the same.

What lawsuit was it they said?
The one that made all of those babies dead?

Oh that's right, it was Roe v. Wade;
Back alley docs about to get paid!

If you stick with anal, less babies will die,
The worst that can happen is a UTI.

I supposed I'm wrong, there's HIV,
It got Charlie Sheen, but won't get me!

I think the girls are also at odds with Spaceman Spiff;
Because he believes in the sky wizard myth.

B24 is creepy towards WarPig,
I just speak the truth, it's not a dig!

You think this industry is great, I bet;
But that's only because you haven't met Wet.

You might think he's part of your alliance;
But he's actually the Putin of compliance.

If you think B24 has become a hoe,
Just wait until you meet RainMo.

He thinks the best calcs are made by HP;
But he'll also touch you where you pee.

If you got your calc from TI,
Rest assured you got a good buy.

EDJ guys don't really know what I mean,
But that's because they're pretty green.

On their Divi trips, they really do try;
But that doesn't stop them from taking mustache rides.

If you're a girl that's not picky,
Perhaps you should meet our friend Ricky.

He's spent a fortune on hookers and blow;
I hope to hell he's off the snow.  

If you're wondering what's wrong with RIARules,
It's just that all CPAs are tools.

When they do our taxes they make a fuss,
It's crystal clear they're just jealous of us. 

Now lets talk about the guys at Merrill;
It seems as though their job's in peril.

Not to worry, there's other wires;
and they're always looking for guns for hire.  

If my forum wife is spudpotato,
I'll change my name to StudTomato.  


Hate I missed this in real time.
Impressive you can rhyme.
Is it indica or sativa I can thank for this thread?
Never a dull moment on advisorheads.
Here’s what I have learned - it’s supermassive-
Ignore active; only go passive.
EJ is the focus; EJ is terrible 
Indy is great; much more bearable
This industry is way over paid 
Hope it lasts another decade.

Always late…. But better than never!


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote luvindy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/09/2022 at 11:43pm
Originally posted by Hacksaw Hacksaw wrote:

Originally posted by luvindy luvindy wrote:

I love green drinks with water in them.

I thought you just called that “Green drank”

Well said.
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